Where did you first learn how to fly?
Lieutenant, I thought you knew my whole life history by now.
Oh no, no. Uh, you know, people think we got all kinds of records on microfilms, all we gotta do is push a button and, uh...
Well, don't you?
[pause] Yes, we do. But not everything.
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