I've been calling the papers. I called your commissioner's office from Fresno. But what's being done, Lieutenant?
Uh.
Sit down, sit down.
So far, sir, we don't have a thing.
Oh, that's disheartening.
Officially, that is.
And unofficially?
Unofficially we don't have anything either.
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