Say, you know the soap you have in the bathroom, the ones shaped like little lemons?
Yes.
Well, I was almost afraid to use them.
But that's what they're there for, Lieutenant, to be used.
Well, if you don't mind my asking, when you use one and you put it back in the plate, how do you keep it from sticking to the others?
It's a problem.
That's what I figured.
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