Will Jeffries quotes from Cold Case

Internal Affairs will get to the inventory in their own time.

Stillman

But that could take ten years. Andre Tibbs has got two days.

Tough.

Jeffries

So if an innocent man dies tomorrow night, you don't care.

I've told you my position on this, now please before I drop kick you out of my office.

Scotty Valens

Man you're making me nervous, why don't you sit down?

Will Jeffries

Because my ass has been planted all day, growing roots in that seat.

Lilly

He take the hint, stay away?

Asked me to marry him a few months after Grant died.

Jeffries

Guess that'd be a no.

Vera

Saying that maybe I'm not 100% totally washed up in the dating world.

Jeffries

Because a crack ho called you?

Vera

Why do you have to say it like that?

(holding up a gun) You know what this is, folks?

Jeffries

Besides the obvious.

Stillman

Scotty hates country.

Jeffries

That's just wrong. I'll loan you come CDs.

Stillman

"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy."

Jeffries

"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off."

Scotty

Can hardly wait.

You don't understand what it was like. How could you?! Ten men a day? Spitting on you, ripping you apart. When I first got there, I resisted, too. I used to believe someone would come and take me away. But no one came.

Will Jeffries

Mike did.

Not for me.

Kat Miller

Yup, it's a girl.

Will Jeffries

Not where I come from.

Will Jeffries

Was she always a tomboy?

Like the son I never had.

Scotty Valens

She was a boy inside of a girl who liked a boy?

Will Jeffries

That about sums it up.

Scotty Valens

Making my head hurt here.

Nick Vera

My point is, sometimes women say 'no' when they don't mean it. Cause if they didn't, they'd be thought of, you know...

Kat Miller

Hoes?

Will Jeffries

Digging that ditch deeper...

Nick Vera

I would never call a woman a ho. All I'm saying is what's a guy to do? Back off at the first no? Human race would go extinct.

Kat Miller

No means no! How many ways you need that spelled out?

Nick Vera

The name of the game is pursuit. You run, I chase.

Kat Miller

You ain't chasing me anywhere.

Will Jeffries

What do we have about Pete Doyle?

Eddie Saccardo

Besides the fact that he's favoring his left hand?

Jeffries

Hey, hey, hey, hey. [Take milk off Vera and gestures to his name on it] Can't you read?

Vera

Since when is milk private property?

Will

My tie!

Vera

That's for aiding and abetting in a decapitation of my best tie last week!

Will

What makes you think that I had anything to do with that... incident?

Vera

I hate cars salesman.

Will

You could use a new ride.

Vera

What's wrong with my car?

Will

Nothing. If you like being single.