Will Jeffries quotes from Cold Case

Well that was 6 hours well spent, I'll tell you that.

Ah, the training seminar.

Yeah, this guy has never been on the line, never worked a homicide, but he's an expert.

Nick Vera

His answer to everything, auto-erotic asphyxiation.

So New Haven's the beginning, North Philly's the end.

What's the middle?

Nick Vera

(sarcastically) Auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Nick Vera

Every cult you ever read about, the leader's doin' all the ladies.

Will Jeffries

[shrugs] It's good to be king.

Killing somebody has a way of throwing a man off track.

Will Jeffries

Not for Tommy Sugar. He's been Philly's top boxing promoter for the last 25 years.

Well that's some truth, and here's some more: the night Jerry Stone died, Tommy Sugar was born.

Will Jeffries

So, the baby was born, left the hospital and never made it home.

Lilly Rush

Maybe it went to another store?

John Stillman

Or maybe someone kidnapped it.

Will Jeffries

That Mac-10 wasn't delivered to any gun store in Philadelphia.

Nick Vera

Yeah, and I got the paper cuts to prove it.

John Stillman

Nicky, how'd it go with Megan?

Nick Vera

Fine. (Everyone stares at him.) We're going to this place, tonight, hangout for high school.

Bow chicka wow wow.

Nick Vera

Shut up!

Nick Vera

When's your birthday?

Tomorrow.

Scotty Valens

How you celebrating?

I'm 60, I'm almost dead, I'm going home tonight writing out my will.

We've done some looking, seems you and your wife put a lot of time and money into trying for a baby.

Maybe for a short period.

Will

6 years.

Will

Detective Jeffries and Valens Moody, want to talk to you about Clyde Taylor.

Why do you want to come here, drudging up that old mess?

Scotty

May have a crack in the case.

From 60 years ago, what crack you got?

Scotty

Nurse Olsen, let me ask you, you notice anything different about Bettie Petrowski when you signed her out of the hospital?

Different?

Scotty

Yeah, like maybe she's not the same person she used to be.

Will

Like maybe she's Carmen.

Hey, I've been straight since I got out of jail.

Will

For the whole two weeks, huh, Stump?

Lilly

You find this Mack?

Scotty

Six feet under in Trenton.

Jeffries

Tough interview...

Scotty

There you are.

Lilly

Oh, you've been looking for me?

Scotty

Not me, some dude on a Harley.

Lilly

Oh.

Scotty

Yeah, Ray something or another.

Lilly

(depressed) Oh.

Scotty

Must be something personal. (Lilly glares at him) Just saying.

Vera

Guy on a Harley, always sexy.

Will

Sure there's nothing you want to share, Lil?

Lilly

Yeah, he shows up again, tell him I'm dead.

Will Jeffries

Why'd you make him write his own will?

People should have the chance to put their affairs in order. To make sense of their lives. To say good-bye.

Will Jeffries

Now, that's real standup.