Will Jeffries quotes from Cold Case

Will

My tax dollars paying for this circus. I can hardly hear myself think.

Kat

In my school we were lucky to get a field trip to the dump.

Vera

Croatia for a vacation, huh?

Will

It's a beautiful country.

Vera

What, Beirut was booked?

Vera

Looked for Republican Hotel employees. The maid who cleaned the room the next, all dead.

Will

Found another T. C. Bromley off Google. One-hit-wonder Arthur... from 1882.

Vera

That makes our doer what, 130?

Kat

Saw the latest jackpot, just went up to 33 million.

Will

Nick sucked you in on that pool?

Kat

Well, 33 will pay for a lot of old Blue Note vinyl. What about you boss?

Stillman

Got a better chance of winning American Idol.

Will

It's a specialized system. Not some push and play you get at the mall!

Vera

You're not going to let this go are ya?

Will

Lil, explain to Nick when you're a guest in someone's home, you treat it like a castle.

Lilly

Trouble in paradise?

Vera

I accidentally put a beer down on one of King Arthur's speakers here, for which I've apologized, multiple times!

Will

First of all, it's a tube amp, not a speaker. And you not only used it as a coaster, you moved it!

Vera

Maybe two inches.

Will

Yeah, sent the acoustics straight to hell and warped my Benny Carter vinyl.

Lilly

Two words for you guys: couple's counselling.

Vera

Yeah, and it's freaking depressing. Somebody crying about losing their girl, their house. I don't need to hear it, I'm living it.

Will

You got no culture.

Vera

If I admit it, will you turn it off?

Scotty

It was broad daylight. No one sees nothing?

Will

Well, half hour after Kennedy was shot. Everyone's glued to their TVs. Three gunshots, the sixties were young. I was... playing touch football at recess.

Scotty

Recess? Thought you were like 45 when it happened.

Lilly

No, you're thinking of when Lincoln was shot.

Will

Baltimore Red. Wimpy Lassiter. The Rifle. Ridiculous.

Kat

Every banger I tracked had some kind of nickname too. This one: Snoopy. Searched every doghouse, outhouse, guess where I found him.

Will

Online dating?

Kat

Dude was pumping gas next to me, big old Snoopy medallion round his neck.

Lilly

Pennsylvania Military Institute, all male for 162 years.

Will

Well, mid-90s Justice Department forced almost every state military academy to admit qualified female applicants. Even Valley Forge and The Citadel are coed now.

Vera

PMI was only of the last holdouts till 4 years ago. Can't believe this is still an issue.

Lilly

Male institutions dragging their feet to admit women? Yeah, glad that's behind us.

Vera

Next thing you know, they'll start letting them be detectives.

Stillman

Telegram sent from the ship to Darcy's boyfriend in Fishtown, Henry Speck: "I can't."

Jeffries

Can't what? Swim...

Jeffries

Haven't seen one of these for 30 years.

Rush

You gotta get out more, huh?

Jeffries

Philly soul was the next step from Motown. Takes me back man, cruising in the drop-top, Billy Paul on the A-track.

Vera

Never heard of him.

Jeffries

Come on man. How about The Intruders? Delfonics?

Vera

Nope.

Jeffries

Alright, you've gotta at least know Love Train.

Vera

Yeah, song from the beer commercial.

Jeffries

One pilot with the call sign Wolf. Herbert James.

Rush

Herbert? No wonder he preferred Wolf.

Jeffries

Sonny was a rock star. Women, money, cars. He got mixed up in any trouble, PPD gave him a pass just like Iverson and Barkley.

Vera

Come on! Jockeys? Those knee knockers get the ladies?

Rush

Hmm, still a man on a horse. Confident, athlete... Winning combo.

Jeffries

I'm saying this town loves a winner.

Vera

Somebody shoot me.

Vera

I don't remember dressing this badly in high school...

Jeffries

You mean... compared to now?

Vera

Well, how'd you guys do it back in the day, Will? What, did Moses just hold a candle while you guys danced?