Will Jeffries quotes from Cold Case

Will

(about his sister) Well that's the problem, you never know. Woman's forty-five, acts all of fifteen.

Will

[To Scotty over his Cuban heritage.] Oh, Cuban Pete's all over this one.

Jeffries

Jack saved your life. Don't you think you owe him anything for that?

Jeffries

[at a wedding, after learning the bride was a murder suspect] Might not be such a boring night after all...

We gotta make a living same as you!

Will Jeffries

That's what we're counting on.

Will Jeffries

[scanning through the records using the microform] This thing's making me seasick.

Nick Vera

At least I got my roll on, you couldn't even do yours.

John Stillman

So, we're talking about a bullet fired 26 years ago for a gun we don't even know exists anymore.

Will Jeffries

Registered to a man we can't find.

Scotty Valens

Yeah?

John Stillman

The word longshot comes to mind.

Will Jeffries

You know a guy named Darren Cleeman?

No.

Nick Vera

Really? He called you last week.

Well, maybe he got a wrong number.

Will Jeffries

You talk to wrong numbers for six minutes?

Well, maybe I got lonely.

Lilly Rush

You're in the market, boss?

John Stillman

Half of America is, Lil.

Will Jeffries

Not my half.

Will Jeffries

Who's Fanny?

Lilly Rush

One of the factory girls.

Nick Vera

Do you think she shot her husband?

Lilly Rush

We better find out...

Will Jeffries

I'm going with you. I'd LOVE to meet an 80-year-old who shot a guy...

Will Jeffries

How does a woman in 1943 make that kind of money?

Scotty Valens

Like I said, naughty.

Your mind goes right to the gutter.

Scotty Valens

Who wants to bet me??

Will Jeffries

I do. 20 bucks.

Hey, Jeffries. Looks like this job might have died on us.

Will Jeffries

That's not all that died. We just luminoled the scene. It's a bloodbath.

She was capable of things that no parent wants to think about.

Will Jeffries

Like killing Rita?

Will Jeffries

So, who were these gay men?

You want me to out them?

Nick Vera

For a homicide investigation, you bet.

Ever wonder what Mrs. Jeffries begged for on that lonely highway before she died?

Will Jeffries

Not gonna work, George. Sorry.

Because I know. Don't forget your deer eye.

Will Jeffries

Deer eye, George? You, uh, a taxidermist?

Done talking to you.

Will Jeffries

Because if you never hunted, why you have these at your place?

Done talking. I want the blonde.