I've said it,
Isn't that so cute?
I've said it,
And really really sweet!
I've said it,
Like yummy fresh fruit!
I've said it,
Tonight, we finally meet!
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I'm so in love,
My heart is full.
I'm so in love,
It's adorable!
I'm so in love!
[The setting revealed to be the ice cream parlor]
BBoy
Hey toots, what time is it?
N3Numbuh 3
Time to follow my heart!
BBoy
No, really, what time is it? I gotta be home for dinner at 6.
N3Numbuh 3
[humming "I'm So in Love" while heading out the door] La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la- [stops] oh.
[Someone's blocking at the door, and it was Numbuh 1, 2, and 5, dressing up in denim jackets and jeans]
Be smart, toots.
N5Numbuh 5
Yeah, kid. It's a dangerous world out there.
N3Numbuh 3
More dangerous than love?
N2Numbuh 2
Well, duh. We're in the middle of a gang war, don't ya know?
["We're Us and They're Them" plays]
N5Numbuh 5
[singing]
Where ya gotta go 'ta?
N2Numbuh 2
[singing]
Out there's nothin' but troubles.
[singing]
Stay and have a soda.
Watch the pretty bubbles.
N5Numbuh 5
Why all the fuss?
You're acting dumb.
N5Numbuh 5
Just hang with us.
N2Numbuh 2
You want a plum?
N1Numbuh 1,2 and 5
Don't join those other guys,
'Cuz they don't know squat.
So c'mon, girl, get wise.
N2Numbuh 2
How 'bout a kumquat?
N3Numbuh 3
Perhaps I'd take the cherry,
But first, answer this query:
Why must we fight every day, every night?
It isn't right!
Ahem! [snapping his fingers]
We're us and they're them,
And we'll never be pals.
N1Numbuh 1,2,5 and backing dancers
We're us and they're them,
With those guys and those gals.
We're us and they're them,
We wear jeans, they wear leather.
We're us and they're them,
So why hang together?
We're us and they're them,
They're wrong and we're right.
We're us and they're them,
And that's why we must fight!
N3Numbuh 3
But not tonight,
It's tearing me apart.
I've got to listen to my heart.
And right now, I'm gonna start.
Goodbye! I now depart! [eats an apple] Ooh, that's tart!
N4Numbuh 4
What's it called?
N3Numbuh 3
It's called, "It's So Lovey The Lovey Lovey Dovey Wuvey"! [eyes turned into hearts]
N4Numbuh 4
[confused] NO WAY!
N3Numbuh 3
[bawling] Wah!
N4Numbuh 4
[resigned] Well, Okay.
N3Numbuh 3
[stops bawling] Hooray! Ha ha!
["It's So Lovey the Lovey Lovey-Dovey-Wovey" plays]
N3Numbuh 3
[singing]
Oh, it's so lovey the lovey lovey-dovey-wovey!
I wanna hugly wugly snugly all the afternoon!
I wanna be snugly hugly dugly by the evening moon!
N4Numbuh 4
[singing while deadpan]
We're just the cutesey-wootsey-lootsiest pair.
N3Numbuh 3
It's just a googoo gaga googoo booboo affair!
N4Numbuh 4
[fed up] Agh! [throws the script] Forget this crud! [leaves]
N3Numbuh 3
Hey, where are you going? [following Numbuh 4 offstage] We're just getting to the good part! Come on! You're adorable!
N4Numbuh 4
Thats why no adults can play the game. Its a proven fact.
N2Numbuh 2
And you get these facts from where exactly?
N4Numbuh 4
I make them up, that way I know they're true
[Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 4 find a ransom note at Numbuh 4's house. Numbuh 2 reads it.]
N4Numbuh 4
[sadly] But I don't understand.
N2Numbuh 2
I know. It's terrible.
N4Numbuh 4
No, I mean I don't UNDERSTAND. What's that word?
N2Numbuh 2
[frustratedly] Ugh! It says: "I have your mom and dad and baby brother. Meet me at the tower... or else. Signed the Dodgeball Wizard."
N4Numbuh 4
Well, we'll meet him all right. Only this time, it's personal.
N2Numbuh 2
How can it be personal? You've never even met the guy.
N4Numbuh 4
I know. I just always wanted to say that. [grins and says dramatically] This time, it's personal.
[The Dodgeball wizard thought he won the dodgeball game against Numbuh 4's baby brother, Joey]
DWDodgeball Wizard
Ooh, Mama! BREAK IT DOWN! Go, Wizard! Go, Wizard! Go, Wizard! Yeah!
[while running away from the DCFDTL] Numbuh 5, come in! I have the tablet. Listen carefully: the code is... [suddenly get slammed in the face, and fell down unconscious from the plane] Oowehyehwehyeeeehhh...
N5Numbuh 5
Oowehyehwehyeeeehhh...? Is that part of the code? Hey! Numbuh 1!
N5Numbuh 5
[when she saw Numbuh 1's clothes scattered] What the-?
N4Numbuh 4
Numbuh 1! He's... evaponarated! [bursts out crying]
N3Numbuh 3
And now he's the only one who can get the code! [bursts out crying too]
N5Numbuh 5
Knock it off you two! Numbuh 1 just... took his clothes off, that's all! Now the question is... why?
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