[on the phone with the insurance man] Oh, really? Well, tell me, Mr. Insurance Man, how on Earth is a partial hip replacement considered elective surgery?! No, you read the fine print of your medical plan for more information! [hangs up angrily] After giving the police force the best years of my life, all they give me in return is some aspirin and a prescription for water aerobics?!
Those bastards!
Don't you talk about the LAPD that way!
But you-- But you just said--
Once a cop, always a cop, Randy.
Why not give the water aerobics a try? They say it's not just for old people.
[opens the prescription brochure, showing an image of a coffin floating in the pool] I'm too young for this shit.
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