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S1 E15

China, IL · Season 1, Episode 15

Leonard and The Dean in “Unfinished Business”

Leonard

Dean, what is this?

The Dean

The talking monkey? I don't know. We got her from some now-defunct Japanese zoo. They're a dime a dozen. What isn't a dime a dozen are barrels of oil.

Leonard

Japan? But her Southern accent...

[The communicator reads "Accent: Atlanta."]

The Dean

She was bred in captivity, doesn't know anything, costs too much to feed; I fucking hate this monkey. I can't wait to turn him into a few miles' worth of crude oil.

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