Pony
The Americans didn't need more land, but the natural resources were like—the gravy on potatoes.
[The class gasp.]
Student
It's finally clear! If potatoes are covered in gravy, then I'll kill anyone to get 'em!
Pony
And that is exactly what the early Americans did: we killed everybody!
[The class begin cheering.]
Frank
Oh my God. She's—Amadeus-y.
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