TV show quotes
Oh! Good afternoon, candidate.
Sorry.
First he blows a no-hitter. Now he's coming in five minutes late. So much for employee of the week.
[...]
You know, you were the candidate up until two weeks ago. Why are you riding him so hard?
The abused abuse, Cruz.
[to Shay and Dawson] Good morning.
Uh-oh. We're either in trouble or he wants something.
Is your brother still working in vice?
Yeah.
Could you see if he can swing by here real quick?
Sure. All your hookers get locked up last night?
Yeah. My whole stable.
What we got in the treasury box?
Dick. We spent it all on the elliptical machine so Shay could keep her ass toned.
Oh, Herrmann, please. Everyone benefits from me having a toned ass.
Mills, you're in charge of a fundraiser for a new TV.
[hopefully] Instead of cooking?
In conjunction with cooking.
I believe it's called multitasking.
[about Voight] Your boy's messing with a stick of dynamite.
Okay, um...how about a t-shirt booth in the driveway?
We already sell t-shirts.
Yeah, but I mean, no one can ever find the key to the cabinet, Herrmann never has change in the treasury box. It's a pain in the ass, so we put the shirts out front and display 'em properly.
I don't know how that's gonna generate enough money––
And, we get Nicki to man the booth.
Ding. Done.
That is called putting it over the goal line, Peter Mills. [fist-bumps Mills]
Why don't you put her in a bikini while you're at it?
Before I respond, are you joking, or are you serious?
About as serious as putting you in a bikini.
What about truck shirts?
Those are just kinda sitting there. I think it's because of the goat emblem. It's not a big seller. Why a goat?
That's what I'm saying. The goats are freakin' killing us, guys!
Leaders lead from the front.
Really?
No offense, but I'm taking advice from you right now.
This is a new low.
On behalf of the Paramedics Association of America, I offer my sincerest apologies for the forceful actions I exhibited here today.
[about the graffiti artist Severide is rescuing] This clown is in a museum?!
What a country, right?
This is a firehouse, not some of the time, not for some of the calls. Any man who walks through that door, he's got to be ready. If he isn't, he's going to be walking in the other direction.
We should eat, huh.
Make a sandwich.
I'm a firefighter, station 51. My fiancée is a doctor at Lakeshore. Do we really look like cocaine users to you?
There's a reason why skydivers pack two parachutes.
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