Chicago Fire quotes

Mouch

Fifty bucks a head for a good cause.

Oh, what's the cause?

Mouch

It's to be determined at this time.

You think Antonio would be willing to-

Investigate a city alderman?

Who is skimming money off a charity.

Herrmann, did you try and rig it by making Jimmy look like a bum so we'd all get fleeced?

Yes.

See this is why I don't bet on sports.

Also, you don't understand them.

You sure I can't talk you out of this?

Jimmy

Forfeit? No way you trained me, I'm ready.

Well, I trained you for Roman.

Hey, I hurt my wrist, not my ears

Look Lieutenant, I don't feel right about putting you in the middle of this. The position of the aerial, it wasn't part of our rescue, so maybe we don't put it in, you know?

Severide

You sure about what you saw?

One hundred percent

Severide

Then that's how we file it.

I'll post a copy over at Molly's. Ten percent off all drinks for anybody who signs the petition.

Mouch

Pretty sure that's illegal.

Five percent then.

Mouch

Still illegal.

And don't tell me that you and Casey have never gotten busy in the firehouse.

Mm-hmm.

Luckily, there's a police officer who owes me a favor. Not like that. I mean -- it's, it's not what you think.

Jimmy

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Otis

Why can't we vote online yet? They do in Canada. Some parts, anyway.

They do a lot of strange things in some parts of Canada.

Stella, I can't hire your broken-down ex for my only daughter's birthday.

He'll do it for free as long as he gets to record it.

Deal.

Oh Oh, Alderman Casey!

Alderman Casey, Alderman Casey.

Mouch

Electrical pole in my backyard blocks my view. Anything you can do?

Alderman Casey, I have a pothole the size of Lake Michigan on my street.

Otis

Uh, some guy keeps pissing in the elevator in my and Cruz's building.

Okay. All right. You guys feel free to write all that down and leave it on my desk.

Oh, hey, check it out. "New alderman for the 52nd ward, Matthew Casey."

Oh, "Casey with his wife by his side."

Ha! It Actually says wife. Damn, did I miss my own wedding?

Well, I would have invited you, but you get so rowdy at parties.

Ooh, Alderman speaks the truth.

Mouch

I'd kill to miss my wedding. Speaking of, anybody want to write some vows?

Hey, I got a smokin' dress for that wedding. You better make it good.

I'm going to walk you to school.

I don't need a babysitter.

I know you don't. But I'm still walking you to school.

I've been going about this trying to solve it like an alderman. Now, I'm going to handle it like a man.

What're you going to do?

I'm going to walk him to school.

She likes you.

Severide

Your mom?

She calls you Kelly. Ever since my dad died, she calls almost every guy "nitwit", but you're just Kelly.

Al Nelson, I'm with the Board of Ethics. I'm here to discuss the bribe you received.

I didn't realize the Board of Ethics would be involved.

No? Do you know what the Board of Ethics does?