Get me a large knife, sharp like a razor. I have to castrate the person who made this sauce and I want to avoid any unnecessary suffering. It is imperative that the author of this atrocity is not allowed to breed any more.
“A River Runs Through It” · Season 2, Episode 1
In this episode: Gareth (3)
No need to worry about the health inspector coming into the kitchen, the shock would kill him on the spot. And the bacteria under Everton's section would consume him in seconds.
God, I love fishing. Well, obviously, what I actually love is holding a rod while standing in ice water up to my goolies. That must be the appeal, 'cause I never see a fish, never mind catch one.
GLGustave LaRoche
Her legs go all the way to the top. I reckon I could force myself.
GGustave
Alphonse!
AAlphonse
Oui, Chef.
GGustave
Oh. Encore deux bouteilles de Burgundy, s'il vous plait.
AAlphonse
But you have had these bottles already.
GGustave
Oi oi oi! Never mind what I have had or haven't had. Fetch us up a couple of bottles tout de suite.
AAlphonse
But Monsieur, Chef said...
GGustave
"Chef?" Chef? I'm "Chef!" Quand Monsieur de Blackstock est away. Je am Chef. And make it four bottles.
AAlphonse
Uh...
GGustave
Come on, sunshine. Sûr votre bicyclette, eh? Quatre bouteilles maintenant. Not le jour après next.
AAlphonse
Oui, Chef.
GGustave
Vive la France. He understands every word I say.
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