Frasier: I know. I'll simply imagine the worst thing you could possibly tell me, and whatever your news is, it will pale in comparison. In fact, whatever it is, it, it'll be a relief! Okay, okay...what is the worst thing I can imagine?
[Pause.]
Frasier: All right, I've got it. Lilith, your news please.
Lilith: This afternoon, in a moment of EXTREME weakness...I cheated on you.
Frasier: THAT WAS IT!! THAT WAS THE WORST THING!!!!
Lilith: Try to remain calm!
Frasier: How can I remain calm when you tell me you've slept with another man?! You SLUT!!!
[Pause.]
Frasier: All right, I've got it. Lilith, your news please.
Lilith: This afternoon, in a moment of EXTREME weakness...I cheated on you.
Frasier: THAT WAS IT!! THAT WAS THE WORST THING!!!!
Lilith: Try to remain calm!
Frasier: How can I remain calm when you tell me you've slept with another man?! You SLUT!!!
Frasier : I know. I'll simply imagine the worst thing you could possibly tell me, and whatever your news is, it will pale in comparison. In fact, whatever it is, it, it'll be a relief! Okay, okay...what is the worst thing I can imagine?
[Pause.]
Frasier : All right, I've got it. Lilith, your news please.
Lilith : This afternoon, in a moment of EXTREME weakness...I cheated on you.
Frasier : THAT WAS IT!! THAT WAS THE WORST THING!!!!
Lilith : Try to remain calm!
Frasier : How can I remain calm when you tell me you've slept with another man?! You SLUT!!!
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