Carla
You've been with thousands of women over the years, right?
Sam
Yeah right.
Carla
How many cards do you get on Father's Day?
Sam
That doesn't mean anything.
Carla
Sammy sooner or later you're gonna have to face the possibility that whether you like it or not you might just possibly have a low sperm count.
Sam
You're fired!
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