Carla and John Hill in “Head Over Hill”

What are you doing down here, Hill? Hair Club for Men meeting?

Oh I didn't see you down there Miss Tortelli. Although frankly, [sniffs] you do announce your presence.

So have you decided what color you're going to dye your head for Easter?

Why don't you just scuttle under the office door and get Sam?

[Yelling in Mr. Hill's face] SAM! HILL'S HERE!