Hey, this had been driving me crazy. I got to know something Paul.
What Sam?
I'll try to put this as delicately as I can because you're my friend and I like ya and I don't want to insult ya. Why would any girl be caught dead with you when she could be with me?
You thought that would offend me?
I'm serious. What did you do? Slip her a mickey or something?
Well since you asked me so nicely Sam, I'll tell ya. Paula is what we like to refer to as a chubby chaser.
You're kidding. You mean she like to go out with guys who are uh...
Portly Sam. The word is portly.
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