[Carla walks into the bar wearing a parka]
What's with the getup?
It's Indian Summer, Sam. I need these clothes for protection.
Protection from what?
The eyes of men.
What are you talking about?
Every time I've conceived a kid it's been during Indian Summer. It's when I'm at my most fertile, Sammy. I cannot let any man touch me, talk to me, or see me or I'll be shooting out kids like a Pez dispenser.
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