This is about us.
What about us?
Sam, we have been friends too long to let it end this way. And I just came back to say that I'm sorry I ran out earlier in a huff. And that I knew you weren't coming on to me. And when you said I wasn't good that it wasn't just some trick to get me back into bed it was because you were being honest because I am a lousy lover.
No, sweetheart you're not.
Sam, it's alright. It's not like I haven't heard it before.
You're a fantastic lover.
I'm a dud and I know it. Robin just didn't realize it because he's English.
Listen. I wouldn't say you were good if you weren't.
No, no Sam that doesn't wash. You've been after me for three years and you finally got me. I mean if I was even adequate I know that you would've run out there and told every bozo in the bar.
You don't think I was dying to do that? It was making me crazy. It's just that I thought I would be betraying our friendship. I've never had a friend before.
You have lots of friends!
No, no I've never had a friend before.
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