You are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake I ever met!
You, Sam Malone, are the most arrogant, self-centered son-of-a--
Shut up! Shut your fat mouth!
Make me!
Make you?... My God I'm, I'm gonna... I'm gonna bounce you off every wall in this office!
Try it and you'll be walking funny tomorrow... or should I say funnier?
You know... you know I always wanted to pop you one! Maybe this is my lucky day, huh?
You disgust me! I hate you!
Are you as turned on as I am?
More!
Bet me. [They kiss, fade to black]
Now I'm going to nibble on your ear.
Don't tell me you're going to nibble on my ear...
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