Charlie, would you like to play in my paddling pool. And Lola?
Tell Arnold that we're very, extremely happy splashing over here, Charlie.
Ugh.
S3 E4I Am Extremely Absolutely Boiling
S3 E5I Can Train Your Dog
Hello, Lola.
Hello, Morton. Marv says Sizzles is being naughty today. He's not being naughty, is he? He's just a little bit sad because he can't go on his walk.
Sizzles must have thought the newspaper was a bone.
I don't think so, Lola.
You're a good dog.
Sizzles isn't a good dog.
Hmm. He could learn to be good.
No, Sizzles. No howling, or chewing, or naughtiness. Okay?
[Sizzles shreds the newspaper into pieces]
It's no good, Lola. Marv is right.
No! Sizzles can do anything!
You know, Marv, Sizzles is now a completely, extremely and absolutely good dog.
I don't think that's very likely, Lola.
We'll prove it.
We'll do a dog show.
Mum! Mum! Sizzles has found your handbag!
You're a completely good dog, Sizzles.
Well done, Sizzles.
Even though you messed up the whole house. It was worth it because you found Mom's handbag.
S3 E6Do Not Ever Never Let Go
You'll be much faster on a real bike, Lola.
No, Marv. I really like my trike. It is exactly almost nearly like Lotta's trike and it goes exactly as fastest as her trike, so we can tricycle along together at the same exact time.
Dad took my stabilizers off.
[Lola gasps and moans]
It's really easy, Lola.
Are you holding on, Charlie?
Yes, Lola.
[moans] Oh, too fast, too fast, too fast. TOO FAST! [gasps] The fence, the fence!
Use the brakes, Lola.
[panicking] WHERE ARE THE BRAKES!? WHERE ARE THE BRAKES!? Oh, here. [the brakes stops]
You let go. You promised you wouldn't let go.
Maybe you should put the stabilizers back on.
S3 E7Our Shop Sells Everything
Today, Lola is playing shops with her friend, Lotta.
Sorry, customer. There are no biscuits.
Lotta, we definitely have biscuits in our shop.
Well, we did, but doing shops makes you very nibbly, Lola.
Lotta!
I would like to be a fairy, please.
[whispering] I don't think we have a fairy, Lotta.
Oh.
Oh, wait! Actually, we do have one.
Fairies are very difficult customers.
Yes. I hope no more fairies go buying in our shop.
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