It's like a whole herd of buffalo have stomped through! It's all messed up!
S2 E1It is Absolutely and Completely Not Messy
Don't touch my bedtime water!
Yuck. You've had it there for two days. You can't drink this.
What if wake up in the middle of the night, absolutely and completely thirsty?
S2 E2I Spy with My Little Eyes
At the moment, Lola likes watching what's going on and then pretending to write things down.
It's called "spying," Charlie, and I am noticing things every minute.
There aren't any ogres in this garden because Dad told me.
I'm sure it is the shoe of an ogre.
Well, I don't think it's an ogre shoe.
I'm Charlie and this is my little sister, Lola. We live over there. Have you just moved in?
Oh yes. I'm Arnold. Arnold Wolf.
Arnold wha? huh? Wolf? I knew it! And is your dad, Mr. Wolf?
Yes.
And is your mom, Mrs. Wolf?
Yes.
And you are Arnold Wolf. Arnold Wolf?
Yes.
This letter is for you. I'm Lola Sonner and I am very pleased to meet you.
S2 E3I am Extremely Magic
Watch this, Lola. Abracadabra. Alakazam. Make my pink milk stick like jam.
Whoa! That is extremely magic.
S2 E4How Many More Minutes?
Do minutes go longer when you're not doing anything?
SCaptain Squidbones
Why waste your time brushing teeth when you can steal them?
S2 E5This is Actually My Party
Look, this one's a talking card, from Granny and Grandpa.
VFVoice from Card
I'd just like to say happy birthday, before I gobble you up.
Charlie, it's a telespoke.
Thanks, Marv. I really wanted a telescope. [whispers to Lola] Lola, please let me unwrap my presents by myself.
Okay, Charlie.
[angry at Lola for ruining his party] One, you open all my cards, two, you open my present from Marv, three, you put on music that I don't even like, four, you make everyone play party games, and five, you blow out my candles! This is my party, not your party!
S2 E6I am Collecting a Collection
I want a collection too.
Well, collecting is fun and it's really easy to do, Lola. All you have to do is to think of something you really like and then you start collecting it.
It's a collection of things that people do need and I can give to them and they'll be very pleased.
It's the ptero-thingy.
The pterodactyl. It's as big as an actual airplane and it can fly for squillions of miles.
S2 E7Lucky, Lucky Me
Maybe today I'm absolutely the most luckiest person in the whole world.
♪ Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky me-eee-ee. ♪
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