Lola, I would like to choose some glasses.
I wonder what glasses I would choose.
S3 E1I Really Absolutely Must Have Glasses
Lola, you're going to the optician's to get your eyes tested. She'll only give you glasses if you really, really need them.
But I do need them, Charlie. I absolutely, completely need a pair of lovely glasses that are green. Maybe orange. With pink side-a-bits right here.
[Charlie sighs wearily]
Wake up, Charlie! Today's the day that I'm going to get my glasses. Come on, hurry up. Mum, Mum!
[Charlie sighs grumpily and tucks himself in, hoping to get a bit more sleep]
S3 E2Thunder Completely Does Not Scare Me
If you aren't frightened of storms, then why have you got cushions on your ears?
[shouting] BECAUSE, CHARLIE, I'M NOT, BUT MY EARS MIGHT BE!!!
If you watch the storm, then it's not so scary.
But I'm not scared, Charlie.
I know you're not scared. That's why we can watch the real storm. It's really exciting.
The rain has gone really loud.
That's because it's not rain anymore... it's hail.
See? Storms are fun. There's no need to be scared of the thunder.
I'm not scared of the thunder, Charlie.
I don't like the thunder. I'm scared.
Oh, Lola. It's just weather.
Lola, the storm has stopped!
I AM THUNDER! [laughs]
Lola, the storm has stopped!
S3 E3I Slightly Want to Go Home
I have even got some things for a midnight feast.
I can't wait! I can't wait!
[giggles] Come on, Lola!
[pulling a toothpaste] Oops!
Why are you brushing your teeth?
Because I always do my teeth before my bath. So does Charlie.
[A flashback shows when Lola and Charlie are brushing their teeth in the bathroom]
When do you brush your teeth?
After my bath!
Why do you brush your teeth after?
Don't know. Just do.
And we didn't even play "I Went to the Moon."
What's that?
It's a game me and Charlie play at bedtime.
How do you play it?
Well, you have to pretend you are going on holiday to the moon. You have to take turns saying funny things to bring.
S3 E4I Am Extremely Absolutely Boiling
I'm not just hot, Charlie. I am extremely, absolutely boiling. And the only thing that will make me completely not boiling anymore is strawberry ice cream. Yum.
Arnold, could you pant a little bit more quieter, please? Your panting is making me more hot.
Why don't you try panting too?
Because I'm not a dog, Arnold.
Arnold Wolf is a meanie-pegs.
Oh. I'm sure he didn't mean to be a meanie-pegs.
Well, he was one.
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