Charlie Sonner quotes from Charlie and Lola

Charlie

Lola, dad took that book out for you last time. And the time before that.

Charlie

Poor, poor Mrs. Hampton.

Charlie

My cereal bowl is now a dog bowl and she has made a dog bed.

Charlie

You see, Lola always finds something else she has to do.

Charlie

Lola's not very good at not telling.

Charlie

Today, Mum and Dad are taking us to Granny and Grandpa's house by the sea. Lola loves going to Granny and Grandpas' house. Don't you, Lola?

Charlie

Lola, another thing about presents is you need to choose something that actually exists.

Charlie

Lola, it's not nice to play with someone else's present before you've given it to them.

Charlie

You see, today is measuring day and every month, Dad measures us to see how big we're getting.

Charlie

It's like a whole herd of buffalo have stomped through! It's all messed up!

Charlie

[angry at Lola for ruining his party] One, you open all my cards, two, you open my present from Marv, three, you put on music that I don't even like, four, you make everyone play party games, and five, you blow out my candles! This is my party, not your party!

Charlie

Sometimes when we squabble and won't stop, Mom and Dad make us sit on the simmer-down chairs. They're called the simmer-down chairs because sometimes we get boiling mad so we have to sit quietly until we have simmered down.

Charlie

Today, Lola is very excited because it's sports day on Friday and this is Lola's first ever sports day.

Charlie

People live all over the world, Lola and they speak lots of different languages. If you go and get the globe, I'll show you where all the different countries are.

Charlie

I'll never be able to watch Space Family Hudson because on this planet we have to do all the boring jobs ourselves.