I got your postcard: "Dear Dog, Wish you were here. Cat."
I meant every word! Hey, Mr. Garbage Truck is out there!
I know, I know, but I think you needed more time alone.
No, no, I quit the whole garbage thing for you.
[tears fill his eyes] Look Dog...just do me a favor and...chase the truck!
I said a lot of crazy things and I was...WRONG! So please I'm begging you! Just chase the truck!
Because I missed you! Chasing the truck, I mean.
Oh! You missed me! Chasing the truck, you mean. Hey, Cat?
[Both laugh]
RR Rancid Rabbit
How many times do I have to tell you? No shirts, no shoes, [grabs CatDog] no CatDog!
D Mr. Depot
[after he comes into the joint and sees CatDog making a mess] Ahem! What's going on here?!
RR Rancid Rabbit
Well, Mr. Depot, what an unexpected pleasure.
D Mr. Depot
Can it, Rabbit! [As some taco seasoning sprays on him he walks towards him fuming] This place is a pigsty! You call yourself a manager?! Look at you! [rips the manager sign off of Rancid]
RR Rancid Rabbit
[crying over being fired]
D Mr. Depot
You're eating all my profits! Here, kid. [Places the sign on Dunglap] You're the new manager.
D Dunglap
[saluting] Yes, sir! Your, uh, taco-ness!
[to Dog; enraged] This is your fault! [Dog laughs nervously] Why did you have to go near that beach rat?!
[Everybody at the beach is wearing a flea belt]
What is going on here? Everybody's wearing those ugly belts!
L Lube
You are an honorable cat that deserves much respect. And since you save-ed my life, I will be your honorable servant. [kisses him]
Your licking days are over, Dunglap! You're fired!
You can't fire Dunglap! He's our best friend!
Oh. Then, you're fired too!
I went through all this for...
Rock candy! I love rock candy! Let's go find some more!
[shocked to see that Dog has huge muscles] H-h-how can it be?! I do all the work, he gets all the bulk?! [whining] Why, why, why?! It's not fair!
Look at you, the definition. You are ripped. You are cut like a diamond!
Why, you're just about big enough to teach those Greaser Dogs some respect.
As in, "fight them?" I don't believe in violence.
Oh, no, no, no, no, of course not. You kidding? I'm just talking about a… peaceful deterrent like our nuclear arsenal.
You guys make me nauseous.
Nauseous? We'll show you nauseous. Hey Dog? How about a little tag team...
C CatDog
Wrestling! [they close in on Winslow evilly]
No, no, let's just keep cool, fellows, huh? Hey, take my wallet. I don't want any trouble. No hey, here's some CatDog nip. Hey settle down. Oh, take my credit cards. Ow! Ow!
Looks like curtains for the little blue guy!
Rules are the backbone for a civilized community pool.
I'm an idiot. I'm a fool, Dog. Listen, if I only have 9 lives, let me live them as a CatDog. CatDog now, CatDog tomorrow, CatDog forever!
Come here, you. Ooh, I love this guy!
(Cat lands a tear of joy on the book)
(Sniffling and weeping) Oh I'm sorry Dog...but this is...the greatest story...ever told.
Well, I don't think it's so great. And I think you're making the whole thing up!
(Stops crying) Oh really? Well, (Passes book to Dog) read it and weep!
(Starts to read) "Royal Cat..."
(Screams) THERE IS NO LEASH LAW!!!
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