(Cat lands a tear of joy on the book)
(Sniffling and weeping) Oh I'm sorry Dog...but this is...the greatest story...ever told.
Well, I don't think it's so great. And I think you're making the whole thing up!
(Stops crying) Oh really? Well, (Passes book to Dog) read it and weep!
(Starts to read) "Royal Cat..."
Royal Cat...that's me!
Yeah, that's you.
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