Cat quotes from CatDog

Cat

[to Dog; enraged] This is your fault! [Dog laughs nervously] Why did you have to go near that beach rat?!

Cat

[shocked to see that Dog has huge muscles] H-h-how can it be?! I do all the work, he gets all the bulk?! [whining] Why, why, why?! It's not fair!

Cat

(Screams) THERE IS NO LEASH LAW!!!

Cat

But...(in tears) I was close. I was so, so, so very close!

Cat

Oh-ho-ho-ho, I'm rich! I'm rich! And I'll be rich FOREVER!

Dog

I got your postcard: "Dear Dog, Wish you were here. Cat."

Cat

I meant every word! Hey, Mr. Garbage Truck is out there!

Dog

I know, I know, but I think you needed more time alone.

Cat

Sure, sure, but-

Dog

No, no, I quit the whole garbage thing for you.

Cat

[tears fill his eyes] Look Dog...just do me a favor and...chase the truck!

Dog

But you said-

Cat

I said a lot of crazy things and I was...WRONG! So please I'm begging you! Just chase the truck!

Dog

But why could you-

Cat

Because I missed you! Chasing the truck, I mean.

Dog

Oh! You missed me! Chasing the truck, you mean. Hey, Cat?

Cat

Mm-hm?

Dog

I missed you too.

Cat

What is going on here? Everybody's wearing those ugly belts!

No belt?

You are an honorable cat that deserves much respect. And since you save-ed my life, I will be your honorable servant. [kisses him]

Cat

Ew.

Dog

Your licking days are over, Dunglap! You're fired!

Cat

You can't fire Dunglap! He's our best friend!

Dog

Oh. Then, you're fired too!

Cat

I went through all this for...

Dog

Rock candy! I love rock candy! Let's go find some more!

Cat

Oh, Dog…

Dog

Yes, Cat?

Cat

Look at you, the definition. You are ripped. You are cut like a diamond!

Dog

Why, uh, thank you, Cat.

Cat

Why, you're just about big enough to teach those Greaser Dogs some respect.

Dog

As in, "fight them?" I don't believe in violence.

Cat

Oh, no, no, no, no, of course not. You kidding? I'm just talking about a… peaceful deterrent like our nuclear arsenal.

Dog

I don't think so.

Winslow

You guys make me nauseous.

Cat

Nauseous? We'll show you nauseous. Hey Dog? How about a little tag team...

Wrestling! [they close in on Winslow evilly]

Winslow

No, no, let's just keep cool, fellows, huh? Hey, take my wallet. I don't want any trouble. No hey, here's some CatDog nip. Hey settle down. Oh, take my credit cards. Ow! Ow!

Dog

Looks like curtains for the little blue guy!

Cat

Rules are the backbone for a civilized community pool.

Dog

Rules are for fools!

Cat

I'm an idiot. I'm a fool, Dog. Listen, if I only have 9 lives, let me live them as a CatDog. CatDog now, CatDog tomorrow, CatDog forever!

Dog

CatDog forever!

Cat

Come here, you. Ooh, I love this guy!

Cat

(Sniffling and weeping) Oh I'm sorry Dog...but this is...the greatest story...ever told.

Dog

Well, I don't think it's so great. And I think you're making the whole thing up!

Cat

(Stops crying) Oh really? Well, (Passes book to Dog) read it and weep!

Dog

(Starts to read) "Royal Cat..."

Cat

Royal Cat...that's me!

Dog

Yeah, that's you.