I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS HUMILIATION!
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[laughs] It's okay, Cat. They're not laughing with you. They're laughing at you. [Cat cries as the tree on his head continues to sprout while the audience continues to laugh]
No!
Yes!
It was everybody's fault! We didn't know what we had in CatDog! [cries]
[When Dunglap reaches the top of the mountain before CatDog...]
And we have just gotten word that the mayor has renamed the mountain... "Dunglap's Peak"!
[horrified] "Dunglap's... Peak"?! [starts crying] But I wanted it to be renamed "Cat Mountain"...!!! [bawls hysterically]
Cat, look at the bright side. Mindy isn't better than you anymore. Dunglap is.
[Cat bawls even harder.]
Hi-ho Diggity, Cat!! Seven shows a day! I save the galaxy!!
And I get the girl!! (Burst into tears)
(Alien grabs Cat and starts slobbering Cat. Cat continues to cry helplessly.)
But...(in tears) I was close. I was so, so, so very close!
[Winslow bricks up the wall between CatDog, separating them, and Dog starts to cry]
Don't worry, little doggy. You did what you had to do.
[sobbing in tears] But I miss him!
Oh-ho-ho-ho, I'm rich! I'm rich! And I'll be rich FOREVER!
Oh mama.
Oh pop!
Will this love fest ever stop?
Did I mention we're your ever loving parents?
Crazy nutty goofy laughing wiggly parents!
[Camera snaps one final shot of CatDog and their Parents before fading out]
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