Speaking of partners, I’ve seen pictures of yours. She’s smoking hot. You’re tapping her, right?
Oh. What’s wrong with you?
There’s nothing wrong with me. We’re just friends.
A man needs a friend, he gets a dog. Woman like that, you storm the beaches or die trying, come on.
You’re not gonna mangle anyone today, are you?
I like to keep my options open.
Detective. You ever wanna go on a date that ends in hot sex after a drunken fist fight, you know where to find me.
Yeah, in never gonna happen land.
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