Speaking of partners, I’ve seen pictures of yours. She’s smoking hot. You’re tapping her, right?
What? No.
Oh. What’s wrong with you?
There’s nothing wrong with me. We’re just friends.
A man needs a friend, he gets a dog. Woman like that, you storm the beaches or die trying, come on.
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