Alpine, Edward and others in “Unfinished Business”

EDWARD!

Edward

[turns around to see his four older brothers standing at the door of the mess hall] It's not what it looks like!

Oh, really? So I guess you didn't lose the lemonade drinking contest? And now I suppose you're gonna tell us that you didn't just admit to inventing these lame fashion diapers? [scoffs as Edward's eyes starts welling up with tears of sadness] Can you bring more shame to our family?

I can't believe we're related. [he, Alpine and Cheesly walk out the door]

Oh, Edward, honey, fashion diapers are so last year.

Edward

But...it's not a diaper, it's a TINKLE TOG!