[singing] I hope this won’t sound impolite, Or come across as too forthright, But even though you seem alright, I... think I’m better than you! [song becomes more upbeat] Now please do keep this thought in mind, That’s just my personal conviction, You’re smart and fun, you’re sweet and kind, I’d call our friendship an addiction, Your shoes are shined, your breath dulce, But still I find I have to say, I... Think I might be better than you!
[does a violin solo; singing] You seem impressed with what you’ve shown, But I don’t find it that compelling. You’ve sung my praise but not your own! And well, I think that’s pretty telling. But while we’re on the subject of, How I’m superb and leagues above, you, ought to know I’m number one. I know that might be hard to swallow...
[singing] La La La La...
[singing] This hurts you just as much as me.
[singing] Oooh Oooh Ooooh...
[singing] But when this song is sung then you and I’ll know, That you’re just a nobody~!
[singing] Well, friend, I don't know what to say!
[singing] Try starting with your resignation!
[singing] So let's end this in the finale!
[singing] I'm dying from anticipation!
[singing] You’re really great, but let me state, You denigrate and seem to hate, The fact I’ll break you, abdicate, Before I can asphyxiate, I... Think I might be better than you! Don’t hate me because it’s true!
[overlapping the singing with David] You've been outdone, Now I've really won, But it was fun, Your end's begun, and... Now I know I'm better than you! And I'll prove it to you, too!
[singing] Just know, I'm better than.....
[singing over David's last lyrics] So watch as I identify, The skill to show I qualify, Like keeping up this camp charade, And tricking kids to drink Kool-Aid, To sacrifice them-- [song comes to an abrupt end; normal voice] Oh, wait-
[Cut to Daniel being driven away in an ambulance]
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