Hey.
Hey.
I'm, uh, literally sore, like I worked out last night, like I did leg day.
Can you stop smiling at me like that? You're making me feel exposed.
I'll try. Nope, not possible. And I have class tonight, so I won't see you, but I will be thinking of you and thinking of last night.
Well, I can't stop you from thinking, so think away. Randi, Randi, can I run a moral quandary by you? You know how I had that salsa lesson with Max last night?
Uh-huh.
Well, afterward, I had a particularly sensual consensual evening with Oscar.
Kat, we're roomies. I heard everything. It sounded like y'all was installing hardwood floors in there.
Okay. Not embarrassed by that at all. Well, I'm feeling a little guilty because I think I may have transferred some of the spiciness of salsa with Max to Oscar. It was just rea--
[Randi sprays water on Kat's face with her water spray bottle.]
What was that for?
I told you, you were playing with fire. I had to put you out.
Okay. But I don't want to be with Max. I want to be with Oscar.
The problem is, you didn't tell Oscar that you were dancing with Max or getting heated up by Max. And unless you're planning a surprise party, you should hide nothing from your partner.
Okay. But, what...
[Randi sprays water on Kat's face with her water spray bottle, again.]
Nothing.
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