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S1 E5

Call Me Kat · Season 1, Episode 5

Phil, Kat and others in “Cake”

Phil

I'm back.

Kat

Oh, Phil, I have huge news.

Phil

You finally kissed Max in your dream.

Kat

Less huge. You just missed a customer who asked if you could make your lemon chiffon cake for his wedding.

Phil

Are you squeezing my piping bag? Somebody wants to eat my cake as an extension of their love?

Kat

Does the phrase, "Eat my cake!", sound dirty to anyone else?

Randi

Did you not just hear squeezing my piping bag?

Kat

Here's his information. As soon as we calculate the price for the larger cake, I'll call and confirm.

Phil

Get ready for the wedding cake of your life. Lane Gaffney?! Oh, no!

Kat

Are you okay, Phil?

Randi

Yeah, you look pale. I mean, paler than usual.

Phil

Lane Gaffney is the name of the boy Marty left me for.

Kat

Well, I'm sure it's got to be a different Lane Gaffney. I bet that he wrote his name wrong because when he introduced himself, he said his name was Wayne Staffney.

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