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S1 E4

Call Me Kat · Season 1, Episode 4

Kat, Sheila and others in “Therapy”

Kat

Mother, what are you doing?

Sheila

What does it look like I'm doing? Use your logic.

Kat

Severing our relationship?

Sheila

Freshening things up. This is the Pantone Color of the Year: Classic Blue.

Kat

First of all, that is University of Kentucky Blue. That is the cruelest thing you can do to a cards fan. And second of all, you have no right to just change things in my home without asking.

Sheila

But blue is supposed to be calming.

Kat

Do I look calm?! Do I sound calm?!

Sheila

Trust me. When I'm finished, you'll love it. Grab a brush.

[Kat paints Sheila blue with her paint roller.]

Sheila

Katherine!

Kat

Well, trust me. When I'm finished, you'll love it.

[Kat and Sheila are both having a paint fight at the cat café.]

Sheila

Help! Help! Elder abuse! Someone help me!

Kat

She's an elder and she's abusing me! You get back here!

Wyatt

"Go to a cat café.", I said to myself. It'll be a calm place to get some work done.

[Kat and Sheila are both having a paint fight around the cat café.]

Randi

Now, that reminds me of when my mom used to chase me around the house with a hair brush.

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