Sheila, Randi and others in “Vacation”

Well, the governor thinks I have irritable bowel syndrome. No disrespect to real IBS sufferers.

Uh, why does the governor think that?

Well, my boyfriend, Preston, and I were having dinner with him and his wife, but I kept leaving the dinner table to go to the bathroom to check my phone. Apparently, my daughter doesn't know the most important rule of traveling.

Keep your passport in your underwear?

How many things do you keep in there, Phil?

The rule is, call your mother when you land. I mean, she should have gotten to Puerto Rico 3 hours ago. Have either of you heard from her?

We have not. But then again, we've been trying to avoid her.

Well, I left Preston at the governor's mansion, so I don't know. I'm just going to sit here and stare at my phone. Oh, may I have a sweet tea, please?

Sure. And just to let you know, it's pay what you can night.

Oh, that's fun.