How was I supposed to know who his mother was?
Oh, well, if you were not so preoccupied with sticking your dick in any hole that will have you, you might notice these things.
Yes, but you kicked my dick out of the house. You made my dick homeless. And out of doors is a place where penises don't generally fare well, in the rain and the wind and all that.
Hank, will you shut up, okay?
My homeless dick now must seek shelter from the storm where and whence it can.
Did she say to you, "Oh, Hank, I love your writing"?
You see that? This is why we should be together. You just know my shit. It's perfect.
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