[at parent-teacher meeting] Well, long story short, we were together, and now we're apart.
Again.
PMrs. Patterson
So, you're divorced?
Not exactly.
PMrs. Patterson
It's okay. I'm not judging. You know, I'm divorced. Pretty recently, actually.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Right on!
Hank. We were never married so...
No, but I did ask... a number of times.
Okay, not the time or the place, Hank.
I gave her a ring, she gave it back. I gave it to a homeless woman.
PMrs. Patterson
I'm sorry. That's so sad.
It worked out for the homeless woman.
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