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Californication · Season 1

Hank Moody and Karen in “Pilot”

Hank Moody

Marry me. Don't marry him.

Karen

What?

Hank Moody

Marry me.

Karen

Don't fuck with me.

Hank Moody

I'm not fucking with you, I don't work without you.

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