I don't need to buy condoms. I'm on the pill.
What?
Since when?
As soon as my mother heard about Carl, she marched me down to the doctor's and put me on the pill.
You and Carl are having sex?
What? No.
Then why are you on the pill?
I just told you.
I'm gobsmacked.
What does it taste like?
I don't know. I stick it in a Peppermint Patty.
Hey, what's going on?
Boo is on the pill.
You're having sex with Carl?
Why does everybody hear I'm on the pill and automatically think I'm having sex?
You are absurd, Boo. You know that? Absurd.
Why?
Because you're on the pill but not having sex. It's like having a superpower and not using it.
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