Michelle and Fanny in “Unfinished Business”

It's my zombie apocalypse vegas slut bag. I take it with me to every performance with me always. It has everything you would need in any sort of situation- Money, power bars, water, flaxseed oil, bobby pins, hair spray, ponytail holders, boob tape so your- on your boobs, don't look so hello.

I know what boob tape does.

...Condoms, handcuffs, handcuff keys.

You're like an X-rated Mary Poppins.

Then of course band-Aids, ace bandage, rape whistle, disposable cellphone, lipstick case you can hide some cyanide in, pretty mace...

Pretty mace?

Yep, mace that comes in a pretty little shiny bottle that if I pulled it out would say to the zombie apocalypse mugger, "don't be afraid of my pretty shiny bottle. It won't do anything but blind you!"

Good lord.

Oh and here, eyelash glue. And junior mints. 'Cause seriously, why not?