Michelle and Fanny in “Unfinished Business”

You need to keep an open mind.

I always have an open mind.

Right. But you need to keep an open mind like other people keep an open mind. With a mind that's actually, you know, open.

Michelle, how many times have I told you my production of "The Nutcracker" is the highlight of my year?

842.

And how many times have I told you that these two weeks of shows make up the bulk of my money for the year?

12,064.