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Bunheads · Season 1, Episode 15

Michelle, Melanie and others in “Unfinished Business”

Michelle

[talking about Godot] So what's your angle with this guy? What are your moves?

Melanie

We don't really have any.

Michelle

Oh, so you need me to help? Cool. Okay, first thing to know about guys like that is keep your sentences short. Don't mention Tolstoy or math, it will just make you sad. Oh, and it really helps if you have a car and an income, 'cause that guy's got nothin'.

Sasha

Thanks.

Michelle

And he never will. No money, no car, no thoughts of money or a car. Trust me, if there's a second set of shorts at home, you've hit the jackpot.

Sasha

Got it.

Michelle

Good. Oh, and he won't start showering till he's thirty. Or he's been skunked. Don't know why. It's a thing. Young pretty guys like that will do anything to get out of bathing. Johnny Depp moved to France.

Sasha

Could you please just go?

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