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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 5

Spike, Xander and others in “Forever”

[Spike meets Willow and Xander outside Buffy's house. Spike is carrying flowers]

Spike

I'm not going in.

Xander

And you're not leaving those. You really think you're going to score points with Buffy this way?

Spike

This isn't about Buffy.

Xander

Bull. We're all hip to your doomed obsession.

Spike

They're for Joyce.

Xander

Like you cared about her. [Spike moves closer to Xander]

Willow

Guys. Not here.

Spike

Care? Joyce was the only one of the lot of you I could stand.

Xander

And she was the only one with a daughter you wanted to shag. I'm touched.

Spike

I liked the lady. Understand, monkey boy? She was decent. She didn't put on airs. And she was the only one who didn't treat me like a freak.

Xander

Her mistake.

Spike

[scoffs] Think what you want. [He throws the flowers to the ground and stomps off]

Xander

Un ... believable. The guy thinks he can put on a big show and con Buffy into being his sex monkey.

Willow

[looking at flowers] Xander... He didn't leave a card.

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