Giles, Buffy and others in “I Was Made to Love You”

A fourteen-year-old is too old to be babysat, it's not fair to her.

What'd she make you do?

Well, we listened to aggressively cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance, and we ate cookie dough and talked about boys.

[laughs] Oh, I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry, but if it makes you feel any better, my fun-time Buffy party night involved watching a robot throw Spike through a window. So if you wanna trade... No wait, I wouldn't give that memory up for anything.

Robot? Sounds interesting.

We're gonna work on it in the morning, I mean, unless you want to stay for a while, and then you and I could-

Who wants to hear everything?

...listen to my Mom talk about boys.

Right. Must go. See you tomorrow. Bye Joyce.

Bye Rupert.

[recounting her date with Brian] Gosh, I'd forgotten how much fun dating can be.

I dunno, I was standing right here. I didn't see Prince Charming. I didn't even see a goodnight kiss. It all looked pretty tame to me.

Well, I suppose by your standards it would seem pretty... Oh, dear.

What?

I left my bra in his car.

[appalled] Mother!

I'm joking.

Good God, that's horrible. Don't do that.

[playfully] I left it in the restaurant.

[running upstairs, hands over her ears] No more! No more! No more!

[calling upstairs] On the dessert cart!

[faintly, off screen] I can't hear you!