Buffy and Spike in “No Place Like Home”

What are you doing here? [Spike begins to answer] Five words or less.

[Pauses, then, counting on his fingers] Out... for... a... walk... bitch.

Out for a walk by my house at night. I don't have time for this, William.

On your merry way, then. Contrary to one's self involved world view, your house happens to be directly between... parts and... other parts of this town. And I would pass by in the day but I feel I'm outgrowing my burst into flames phase.

Fine. Keep going. I'll cut you a break.

Let me guess. You won't kill me. The whole crowd pleasing threats and swagger routine. Outstandingly original. You know, I was just passing through. Satisfied? I hope so because God knows you need some satisfaction in your life besides shagging Captain Cardboard. And... and I never really liked you anyway. And... and you have stupid hair.