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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 5

Buffy and Giles in “Real Me”

[Giles and Buffy tour the magic shop Giles is about to buy]

Buffy

Giles, are you sure about this?

Giles

Why wouldn't I be?

Buffy

Well, aside from the fact that most magic shop owners in Sunnydale have the life expectancy of a Spinal Tap drummer... and have you ever run a store before?

Giles

I was a librarian for years. This is exactly the same, except people pay for the things they don't return. It'll give me focus, increase my resources. And it'll prevent you lot from trampling all over my flat at all hours. There may even be some space for you to train in the back.

Buffy

Boy, you've really thought this through... How bored were you last year?

Giles

I watched "Passions" with Spike. Let us never speak of it.

[Buffy breaks out laughing as she follows Giles into a back room]

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