Xander and Buffy in “The Freshman”

Buffy, this is all about fear. It's understandable, but you can't let it control you. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anger. - No, wait, hold on. - Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to the dark side. - Hold on, no. Ahm... First you get the women, then you get the money, then you... - OK, can we forget that?

Thanks for Dadaist pep talk. I feel much more abstract now.

The point is, you're Buffy.

Yeah. Maybe in high school I was Buffy.

And now in college you're Betty Louise?

Yeah, I'm Betty Louise Plotnick of East Cupcake, Illinois. I might as well be.

[...] Let me tell you something. When it's dark and I'm all alone, and I'm scared or freaked out or whatever, I always think “What would Buffy do?” You're my hero. OK, sometimes when it's dark and I'm all alone, I think “What is Buffy wearing?”