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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 3

Cordelia and Anya in “The Wish”

Cordelia

I wish Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale!

Anya

Done! [nothing happens, Anya is confused]

Cordelia

No! I wish Buffy Summers had never been born! That would be cool!

Anya

Done! [again nothing happens]

Cordelia

And I wish that Xander Harris never again knows the touch of a woman. And that Willow wakes up tomorrow covered in monkey hair.

Anya

Done!

Cordelia

In fact, I wish all men except maybe the dumb and the really agreeable kind disappear off the face of the earth. That would be so cool! Or maybe...

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