Cordelia
I wish Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale!
Anya
Done! [nothing happens, Anya is confused]
Cordelia
No! I wish Buffy Summers had never been born! That would be cool!
Anya
Done! [again nothing happens]
Cordelia
And I wish that Xander Harris never again knows the touch of a woman. And that Willow wakes up tomorrow covered in monkey hair.
Anya
Done!
Cordelia
In fact, I wish all men except maybe the dumb and the really agreeable kind disappear off the face of the earth. That would be so cool! Or maybe...
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